i don’t even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day
testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
goodnight, sweet prince.
jack off? wow why not jill off this is why we need feminism
the worst part about this website is getting tired of things 2 weeks before people at school discover them
someone put it into words
Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
Did you just.
i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf
is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars
NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR
Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.
I keep imagining little Hondas on swing sets